Pre-Register Now For South Park: Phone Destroyer

Before we get into the details, let’s first get the obvious joke that this game shoving in your face. South Park has always had puns in their media with everything from the South Park movie Bigger,Longer and Uncut to the upcoming Fractured But Whole. The title of the new game is a joke based on games that drain your cell phone’s battery, hence Phone Destroyer. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to why you really clicked on the link.

It was announced today that you can now pre-register for South Park: Phone Destroyer for iPhone and Android devices by going here. All you need to do is log in with your Ubisoft account and verify that the email provided is correct, and then you’re registered. The game is still now available to download, but when it is you’ll get an email stating so.

Once you do register look for the text that calls you the new kid as that’s part of the upcoming game and also from Stick of Truth. Being the new kid is an easy way to have you take control of a non speaking non playable character that doesn’t require the South Park crew to record tons of lines for an existing character. Being a non speaking NPC also allows the South Park team to utilize all characters in the South Park roster and with this being on mobile, they can easily add new ones when the new season hits.

In South Park: Phone Destroyer™, players will resume the role of the New Kid and team up with iconic South Park characters to play a new game with cowboys, pirates, cyborgs and even almighty gods. Complete 60 story-driven single-player levels full of original South Park dialogue, jokes and surprises to unlock over 80 new cards, more challenges and better loot.  Upgrading your cards and mastering their true strength is key to competing against other players from all over the world in the real-time Player versus Player mode. Explosive, fun-packed PvP battles will put the players’ skills to the ultimate test as they try to defeat all opponents and rise up the ranks.


Taylor is one half of Media Discord and resides in Orange County, CA. He grew up loving video games, comics and movies. His favorite game is Chrono Trigger and his favorite comic book character is Deadpool.

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